A survey...

Yesterday.. Me,Matt n C.hoong attended a survey held at the Menara IGB. The first time I step in to the office..I doubt of what are they going 2 do to us...because we will be paid Rm60 after the research..

CHI SIN'S IMAGINATION...

• Dissect our body for researches..
• lock us in a room and get sodomise by a sumo wrestler
• lock us in a room and force orgasm wid an old woman
• Feed us with fresh shit

Would you like to have some hardcore?




or some soft one?


Cut out the crap =D They actually didn't sexual abuse us..but it was just a teenage talk..about our likes and dislikes.. our tastes.. where do we usually hang out..what the fuck is our ambition and so on..

When we 1st step in the Menara IGB located at mid valley....

Securityguard: Buat apa pergi atas?

Me: oh..kami datang untuk survey...

Securityguard: Celeberate? celebrate apa?? sana office la..

Ohmygosh did i say CELEBRATE?!

Me:Err...bukan celebrate..kami datang untuk survey di tingkat 11

Securityguard: Betul ke?

Me: YA..

Securityguard: Ada IC? saya perlu nombor IC awak..

I quickly withdraw my IC n gave it to him..

Securityguard: Nah ..pakai visitor pass ini..

Oh my gosh..he was thinking that we are the chinese communist from bukit kepong planning big to self destruct myself in that building?? You must be joking..

Instantly I thought of an AD I have seen quite some time ago..
The scenario was almost the same,just that I wasn't driving..

We were told that this survey is a research by an advertisement company..meaning they will extract our lifestyles,tastes,opinions that they have researched to advertise their new product to the market... Its a most seen marketing skill for big companies

For example the Pringles Ad

I guess they must have done their research from a flock of party dogs before advertising it..

At last after the research, we were paid Rm60..But this wasn't all..The executive(I guess) offer another deal of Rm100 that either one of us will have to write a journal of our living and personal daily experience everyday for a week..While everyone was still thinking about it, I quickly deal with them,because Rm100 is really convincing..I could buy myself a pair of brand new football sneakers . They even gave me a disposable camera with 27 shots to take down remarkable or funny scenes...but they do specially emphasize that no nude pictures are allow to be taken. OH my god ..try think of it..why am I going to snap my own nude pics ?For the sake of art? HAHA..only Paris Hilton does that...

The disposable camera and the remaining of the Rm60..Dinner at Midvalley is really costly X(



and this is all for the well paid survey day...I wonder what is the product they are actually working on it..=p

Have anyone seen her?

A sweet looking girl is missing some where around Cheras..on last friday 18/7/2006, she was found missing after an interview scheduled around 3-5o clock, none of her friends or family are able to contact her ..... Below is a photo of her ,please do so visit her blog or friendster for more photos

CONTACT Julia @ 0172893854 If anyone saw her..


To all readers: PLEASE don't treat this post as a prank..because she is now in a matter of live or death .. Everyone can help by posting it on your own respective blog or post it at somewhere prominent to the public.. JUST DO IT FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY...MAY GOD BLESS HER SAFETY...

Ah PA vs FOOTBALL

HI Ahpa... U r on my blog wei.. too bad u dono how 2 access the internet..Haha..NOOB..So i can write wad I wan lo...

I m currently deeply influence by the shake of the world cup fever..n put up wid football again ,besides i also pull my frens along to play wif me..

Before leaving the house for football...

CS: PA..i going to the field to play football wif my frens..

PA:Football?! Y play football? play basketball ma..football is a game for Ahbeng only..

CS: Huh!? Ahbeng ? u mean Beckham n shevcenko is also Ahbeng?

PA: Ahbuthen..u see Lebron James n Carmelo Anthony..they so cool leh..


Shopping at the mall..

CS:Pa can I hav tat Nike football boots pls ?!

Pa: Wasai...199 so expensive ..son u fever 2day ar?

CS:But tat day u bought me tat And1 basketball shoes you din say anything leh..

PA: Son..Tat is difren ma.. dis is Ahbeng shoes..wear edi become Ahbeng 1 ar..

CS: SWT!!



One day.. after football..

Pa:oh my god ..why ur shirt so dirty 1?

CS: just now after rain muddy ma..then gt mud splash on my shirt lo..

PA:U see ..play football lo..now I am hassle in washing ur shirt liao.

CS:Pa.. i thought we gt Breeze ? Very effective in washing away stains 1 ma..

PA: I stop using it liao..

CS:why ?!

PA: The ahbeng is the ambassador for breeze ..


JOM MAIN !!

I bet my dad muz hav hurt his arse while playing football when he was young...XD

I was lost..I felt lifeless... busy leveling the pathetic character everyday.. racing with other addicts.. What am I doin? Spm is on my nose ..I m not even done with my revision... And it so happen one day ... my mum saw this book at the bookshop.The get a life handbook, it really helps me alot go get it now at all books store nation wide .. Quantom showcase and Gallery Smart Shop

Thankx to mama for buying me this handbook ..Now i m back to my daily routine of normal life...

Quotations by the readers
''After reading it I felt guilty for wad i did in the past..Now I m back ..'' --cHoong

''Relaxing.. entertaining.. but i still prefer playboy..''--MattUng

"fuck this lan jiao hand book la... who the hell write 1? sohai sia...kacau me chiong level
nia sing ... Author go fuck yourself n die la..'' --MrYandao